“My Israel”

We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.” John F. Kennedy might have not known this, but the same text applies also to my trip to Israel. Going to Israel have been on my bucket list for a long time already. When this year finally it looked like a possibility then I jumped to it at once. After about one month of planning, I finally boarded the plane and started my journey. Flying Ryanair, as you probably know, is all about choices. What services to buy and when. I tried to keep it as simple as possible but eventually, my 20kg suitcase was more important for them than me and I just tagged along for the ride. 90 euros for the suitcase and 40 euros for me. I usually choose the random seat allocation…it’s just more fun that way, but they usually put you on the middle seat then. In some cases it’s OK and you have an empty seat next to you. For the first part of the journey, it was just like that which was quite nice.

In order to get to Israel, there were many options where to transfer. I chose Paphos in Cyprus. The first leg of the flight took about 4 hours and landed around 2:30 PM. Paphos has a small airport so they managed to get us off the plane, through the PCR testing site and through the passport control and customs in one hour. The PCR testing took place in a hangar on the side of the airport and took about 30 minutes for the full plane. There were 3 persons registering and doing the money collecting (19 EUR per person) and two nurses who took the samples from the nose. Already the same evening the results came back. Well done. Compared with the PCR test that I was required to take within 72 hours before the trip cost 43 euros and took 25 hours to issue a suitable travel certificate. It was about 16 degrees outside and I had about 4 hours to kill before my second flight that day from Paphos to Tel-Aviv. So I took my precious suitcase, bought a chicken sandwich and went to enjoy the sun. The airport is located right on the coastline. Just through the parking lot and there we were, me and my suitcase, on the shore of the Mediterranean sea, enjoying the first day of my holiday. We had just enough time to eat, read a National Geographic magazine about pirates and look at the sea before the sunset around 5:30 PM. It was still one hour before the check-in opened and could send my suitcase on its way. The flight to Israel took only about one hour, but the plane was so full it took a long time to fit everybody in. Still, they managed to arrive at Tel Aviv Ben Gurion airport 15 minutes earlier than planned. The organisation there was much easier than I expected. I had read that it might take a long time and might include a lot of questioning, but I didn’t experience that. The automatic passport control machine didn’t like my passport though and some guy there had to register it manually, but everything went still smoothly. Israel is not stamping your passport anymore so that You don’t get into trouble travelling to some other less friendly countries in the future. Instead, they give you a small blue voucher which becomes a really important document after issuing. It gets you through all the other gates in the airport on the way to the city and even gives you VAT exemption in the Airbnb once you send them a copy. All the people were directed to the PCR testing facility before allowing them to step outside. This was already a much bigger operation than the one in Cyprus. Huge hangar, a lot of testing stations and prepaid vouchers with barcodes that proved you had paid the fee beforehand. The price of the test was 22 EUR, and you were supposed to go self-isolation that lasts for 24 hours or until you receive a negative result on the test that you will take upon arrival at the airport in Israel – whichever is earlier. The process went quite fast. The nurse managing the station I was queuing to, was even very polite and smiling at 10PM while swabbing my nostrils and inside the mouth before giving me a pink band around my wrist and sending me away. My next objective was to find the right train and get to it in time. Buying the ticket wasn’t too difficult and finding my way to the right platform wasn’t either. Thanks to the fact that the plane arrived 15 minutes early, I managed to get to the right platform just 5 minutes before the scheduled time of 22:22. It took only 10 minutes to ride to the next stop HaHagana train station, where I stepped outside and discovered it was raining. There I was, without any local internet connection to order a Gett taxi or Rav-Kav transport card that allows you to take the bus. Luckily, I wasn’t too far away from my apartment. It was basically 1,5 km straight along the same road, so I wrapped my backpack into a plastic rain poncho and started walking. Thanks to Google offline maps I knew where to go and found the place easily. After getting in I basically just took a shower and went directly to bed without any food or second thought. Except connecting to the local WIFI network to be sure that it works.

FRIDAY

I woke up at 6:41. As usual. Without the alarm. Just my biological clock I presume. It was Friday morning which means basically the start of the weekend here. Everything closes early, before the beginning of the Sabbath. The first order of business was to find some breakfast. So, I went to a nearby store and bought myself some cereal, milk and bananas. And a type H electric plug converter. Yes, they have an Israel specific plug here that almost nobody else uses. Why, I really don’t care. But that requires a specific adapter so that some of the technology in my bag could continue to work. Later I found out that one extra pin is basically useless, and my cables work perfectly well with just two of them. My phone still had 30% left in the morning from all the travelling, so that wasn’t too bad. At 9 o’clock in the morning the PCR test result arrived. Negative of course as it was already the second negative test I took that day.

First things first and I needed a local SIM card to be able to get around. So, I walked down to the Dizengoff centre (named after the first mayor of Tel-Aviv). It’s basically a big mall with all imaginable shops. They also had a guard at the front door to check your bag for weapons. So got the SIM card with more gigabytes for the data plan I normally use in a year for the same price I usually pay for a month. The next thing to find was the Rav-Kav transport card that allows you to use buses, trains and other transportation around the country. They were supposed to sell them in kiosks on the street. It turned out that at least not in the first three. Had a nice chat with a kiosk owner in Russian who offered me to add money to one but didn’t have any to sell. Actually, Russian language you can hear a lot on the streets here. Finally got it though and headed back to the apartment. The plan for the first day was to take it slowly, get the lay of the land, walk around the city and get a feeling of where everything is. So that I did. Ended up at the seaside in the afternoon and walked along the different beaches there next to each other…Charles Clore, Aviv, Jerusalem etc. The sun sets here around 5:30 in February and as it was Friday then the sunset also marks the beginning of Sabbath or the beginning of Saturday. The Jewish people are certain that a new day begins at sunset. I had one more task planned for the day…to rent a bike. So got the Lime app running and rented an electric scooter. Good thing I did because I really needed it on the next morning. Riding a scooter on Friday evening in Tel-Aviv is really easy because everybody is home with their families and traffic is non-existent. So I went to see the Rothschild boulevard and left the bike there for the next riders. Surprisingly the streets around the boulevard were full of people. As traffic was gone then the restaurants had basically taken over the streets and filled them with tables and people. But for the most part the city was empty and quiet.

SATURDAY

I mean the one that starts in the morning. I woke up 5:41 this time but luckily fell back in sleep and woke finally when my alarm clock went off at 8 AM. I had booked a bike tour for myself on the previous day, and it started at 9:30. So I took the scooter again just outside on the street and drove down to the beach area again. Still, no traffic and I could cruise easily on the main road. Once I reached the promenade the bike started to act strangely and slow down when the gas throttle was down. I guess the battery was dying. I finally got tired of this and changed scooters. I had to because thanks to all the problems I was running out of time. So, I took another one which was fully charged and drove to the rendezvous spot. Just in time in fact. The guide was waiting but he was also a bit surprised because he wasn’t waiting for me. He was waiting for a woman. For some reason, my name in the booking had given him and idea that I was a woman. So, there was a nice women’s bike with a red helmet and a seat all the way down. Instead, he got a Viking-looking bloke that luckily didn’t mind the red helmet or the bike for that matter. It also turned out to be a private tour because no one else had booked it. Suited me just fine. I was happy that I got the guide all for myself. He was in his 60s, born in South Africa to a pair of Jewish parents and been living in Israel already from the 1960s. We started to tour along the coastline all the way to Jaffa. Jaffa is a historic town and port that has been on this coast for thousands of years through all the empires that have ruled the world. And it almost got bulldozed down during the present state of Israel because it was inhabited by criminals, drug addicts etc. In the last hour, a local architect saved it by showing the Tel-Aviv city officials the potential this place could have. It worked and nowadays even some houses that look like they should be bulldozed down are worth millions because of their potential in the real estate market.

According to Greek mythology, the king of Jaffa offered his daughter Andromeda as a sacrifice to assuage the anger of Poseidon, God of the sea, who threatened the city. The beautiful Andromeda was bound to rocks off Jaffa’s coast to await her death. However, the hero Perseus killed the sea monster sent by Poseidon and married Andromeda. Andromeda’s rocks have served for thousands of years as a natural dock, albeit a dangerous one, for commercial vessels and fishing boats.

The other famous story connected with Jaffa is the story of Jonah and the whale (although the creature which swallowed Jonah is often depicted in art and culture as a whale, the Hebrew text uses the phrase dag gadol, which means “big fish”.). And then there are the Jaffa oranges of course, which were the main export article of the region for a long time. Not anymore though. One surprising detail about Jaffa, was that in 1866 a group of 157 Americans from Jonesport (Maine) arrived and wanted to build a colony there. They had even all their houses packed on the ship they wanted to erect to the Holy Land. The plan didn’t go according to the plan and the colonists soon understood, that they won’t make it. But the houses did and today there is a small district still available to visit which looks like the American colony was supposed to look like.

The bike tour continued through different city districts of Florentin, Neve Tzedek, all the way to Rothschild boulevard and down to Carmel Market. It took altogether 3 hours and gave me a good overview of what the city has to offer, a good history lesson and allowed me to enjoy the vibe of Tel-Aviv on this beautiful winter day with the sun shining and temperatures going up to 17 degrees in Celsius. The Rothschild Boulevard is something the founders of Tel Aviv imagined in 1909 that Tel Aviv should look like when they decided to move away from Jaffa and have a new city. New York was their role model. What turned out was something else. Now they are on the Unesco heritage list because of their architects, who studied in Bauhaus art school in Germany and thought that this is a suitable style of buildings for Tel Aviv. The Bauhaus style tends to feature simple geometric shapes like rectangles and spheres, without elaborate decorations. Buildings, furniture, and fonts often feature rounded corners and sometimes rounded walls. Other buildings are characterized by rectangular features, for example protruding balconies with flat, chunky railings facing the street, and long banks of windows (Wikipedia). In short, practical and boring!


After the bike tour I went back to Jaffa to have lunch and walk the streets some more. There was a free walking tour advertised at 2 PM going around Jaffa but I guess somebody forgot to tell the guide that. There were some people there waiting by the Bell Tower but no one showed up. So I went by myself and found again some of the sites that the guide had recommended. I bought a wrap of hummus, peppers and different kebab meats that were so big that I left half of it for later. Another goal was to find the Almahdi Sweets store again and get their special dessert. They had as far as I could see only this one item on the menu. Doing the one thing from the morning to the evening, day in and day out might get a little boring? Who knows…at least it was one of the sweetest things I had ever tasted and it was delicious.

SUNDAY

Trains, yippee! The plan was to take the train to the northern part of Israel and visit the towns of Haifa and Akko (or Acre in some versions). It took about an hour to reach Haifa. The train was full of military personnel, mostly young cadets. Some with assault rifles on one shoulder and a huge bags on the other. The main attraction in Haifa is the Baháʼí Terraces, or the Hanging Gardens. It is basically a religious site including 19 terraces and more than 1,500 steps ascending the mountain. Mount Carmel is the main culprit there and the beautiful park is now a Unesco heritage site. To get there is another matter. I have never seen a tourist attraction that is so difficult to reach (being in the centre of a town). To start with I had a brilliant plan to attack the park from above and walk through the park down to the centre of Haifa again. Let’s just say the plan had some flaws. The first was that the Mount Carmel was more of a mountain that I was expecting. I was happy to see that there was a cable car ride that took you up the hill. I naturally took it expecting it to reach the monastery that was supposed to be just next to the gardens (according to some ancient texts). It wasn’t that monastery, but a different one. So to reach the upper terraces I had to walk another 3 km up the hill. It was nice cardio though, about 5% incline and 40 minutes in a row. When I finally reached the summit then the view was worth it. There is a Balcony up there with a view of Haifa and the gardens. Plus three guards who are interested in what’s in your backpack. After the pictures, I was ready to take the beautiful pathway

down. That didn’t happen. It turned out that You are not allowed to do that. The guard directed me down the same road I walked up before and turn back after a kilometre or so. Google Map showed there another entrance to the park. Which was also closed. Another dead-end. The third road took me finally to an open gate. This was for the tours in the garden. In Hebrew. Finally, I just took the quickest street down the hill and reached the main gate on the base of the park. Closed. With some people taking photos through the iron bars.

I opted for lunch instead. A much better plan. Had some falafels with spicy hummus, salads and fresh French fries. That was basically the end of Haifa. Nothing more to do there. Not for me anyway. Went to the closest train station and took another train to Akko. Their main attraction is the Old Town and its templar history. Old Akko is a historic walled port-city with continuous settlement from the Phoenician period. The remains of the Crusader town, dating from 1104 to 1291, lie almost intact, both above and below today’s street level, providing an exceptional picture of the layout and structures of the capital of the medieval Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem. The present city is characteristic of a fortified Ottoman town dating from the 18th and 19th Centuries, with typical urban components such as the Crusader Citadel, Mosques, and Turkish Baths. All closed thanks to Covid. The old town was walkable of course, all the way to the old port and lighthouse by the sea. More cats on the streets than tourists. After a few hours there it was time to go back to Tel Aviv. Took the train at sunset and after about 2 hours and 30 000 steps later I was back in the apartment.

It’s maybe a good moment to summarize some things I have noticed on the streets of Israel so far. The cars are rather smaller than bigger and usually scratched at least from some corner. The drivers favour horns to turn signalling lights, but the pedestrians still have always the right of way. The streets are filled with garbage and all the houses have been covered with graffiti. Some graffiti in Jaffa was actually quite nice but most of them are the same kind as everywhere else in the world. There are a lot of cats on the streets, mostly not healthy looking and I’m pretty sure I saw one that was dead or just completely wasted and sleeping it off. All the malls, train stations etc have guards sitting there and checking your bags (for weapons most likely) but at the same time, the streets are filled with young soldiers carrying rifles with them everywhere. Go figure….

MONDAY

Jerusalem. Capital of Israel. At least that’s what the locals think. For the rest of the world, Tel Aviv is working as a capital. It’s because of the long-lasting dispute with the State of Palestine. While Israel’s claim to sovereignty over West Jerusalem is more widely accepted by the international community, its claim to sovereignty over East Jerusalem is regarded as illegitimate, and East Jerusalem is consequently recognized by the United Nations as Palestinian territory that is occupied by Israel since 1967.

Train from Tel Aviv goes there once every hour. The day started cloudy with a chance of rain. Which luckily didn’t arrive. I started the day from Yad Vashem – The World Holocaust Remembrance Center, which is located just a bit outside the city centre at the end of the tramline. I was very interested in how this topic is presented in Israel. It turned out to be a really well-made exposition covering the holocaust from all the different perspectives and locations worldwide. It’s a quite big place with a huge collection of stories, items, photos, videos and artefacts. To my surprise, the first story in the exhibition was about what happened to Jews from Vilna Ghetto in Klooga, Estonia. It took me close to 2 hours to go through the museum. Some stories are too emotional and heartbreaking to get into here. It is however a very important job to do there – remembering so that hopefully it won’t happen again. There were a lot of people there, some individually, some with big groups, even some schoolchildren on a study tour.

After lunch in the city centre, I entered the Old City. It has some special vibe going on there. Since the 19th century, the Old City has traditionally been divided into four uneven quarters (Jewish, Christian, Moslem and Armenian). There are several sites of key religious importance in the Old City, including the Temple Mount – Judaism’s holiest site and the third holiest site in the world for Islam (after Mecca and Medina). Not so easy to access there. Only at certain times a day. For Muslims Temple Mount can be accessed by 11 gates in the Old City of Jerusalem but tourists and non-Muslims are only allowed to enter through the Moroccan Gate which is also known as Mugrabi Gate. I got the time right but chose the wrong gate and was turned away by some security in the Moslem quarter. Instead, I found the way to the Western Wall. The holiest praying site for Judaism, because it is the closest place to the Temple Mount where Jews are not recommended to go there…there is actually a Jewish law that forbids Jews from entering the site so they don’t set foot on the “Holy of Holies”, located where the first two temples stood.

While there I found the Western Wall Tunnels. There are archaeological excavations going on underground and some of it is open to the public as a tour. The next tour was in 1,5 hours, so I made a quick online reservation, got the ticket and went for a walk around town. Especially along the Via Dolorosa, which is a pilgrimage processional route in the Old City of Jerusalem. It represents the path that Jesus would have taken, forced by the Roman soldiers, on the way to his crucifixion. The Via Dolorosa is not one street, but a route consisting of segments of several streets. At the end of the route, I naturally found the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, which is a church in the Christian Quarter. According to traditions dating back to the fourth century, it contains the two holiest sites in Christianity: the site where Jesus was crucified, at a place known as Golgotha, and Jesus’s empty tomb, where he is believed by Christians to have been buried and resurrected. After that, it was time to return to the Western Wall and wait for the access to the tunnels. The security guard already remembered me and let me through without searching my bag again. Nice to be remembered. The tunnels are something they are still excavating and for now, they show what they have found during the past 10 years, which is a very short time in archaeology. Mostly aqueducts, fountains, water reservoirs, religious baths and some stuff they still don’t have any idea what that might be. They have also excavated part of the western wall that has never seen the light of day since 2000 years ago when it was constructed.

The day was coming to an end and I decided to return to Tel Aviv. Took a bus that should have taken me to the train station with a lot of time to spare but then I saw a traffic jam like no other. It took basically 15 minutes for the bus to go from one stop to the next. Once I was close enough to the light rail/tram line I switched over with the hope that I still could make the train on time. I arrived at the train station at exactly the same minute the train left the station four very long escalators away underground. So suddenly I had an hour to spare. Decided to spend it on dinner. Found a street food stall a few meters away, which served some local type of food consisting of pita bread stuffed with potatoes, boiled egg, salats, hummus etc. It was delicious as all the food in Israel has been so far. Even the burger with fries I had for lunch was simply smashing. Listening to the street musicians and eating my dinner was a nice way to wait for the next train. There is good in everything that happens. Just find it.

TUESDAY

Masada, Ein Gedi, and The Dead Sea. Woke up at 5 AM because the tour started already at 6:30 in the morning. Unfortunately, some alarm outside the apartment woke me already at 4:45. Took a Lime scooter through the empty city to the tour starting point and went on my first big bus tour in a while. First, we drove to Jerusalem and picked up some more tourists from there. After that continued on over the hills to the lowest area in the world around the Dead Sea. The first destination was the fortified hill on Masada. A place that was very important in Jewish history about 2000 years ago. Now it’s a national park on Unesco’s heritage list. From afar it’s just another part of the mountain. On closer inspection the now in ruins fortress contained storehouses, barracks, an armoury, a palace, and huge cisterns that were refilled by floods. In order to inspect it closer, you can take the winding Snake Path up the hill, which looked like a really terrible idea. The much better option is the cable car. Up on the plateau, it’s like any archaeological site with a lot of rocks. But a guide with the stories makes the place come alive. If that doesn’t help then you can always find the movie called Masada (1981) that is filmed in the same location with Peter O’Toole in the leading role. It was really hot and sunny up there so staying in the shade and drinking water is a must.

The next destination on the tour was the En Gedi Nature reserve. En Gedi is the biggest oasis in Israel. In the middle of the desert, just off the Dead Sea is a green area, which has springs and waterfalls, and flowing brooks at the foot of the cliffs. Something surreal compared to everything else that surrounds it. In one hour it’s possible to walk by some small waterfalls to the Waterfall of David. That is the most accessible even though it requires climbing some really steep natural stone staircases and going through some tunnels carved by the streams that flow through it. The waterfall itself is really narrow but nice. The local schoolchildren on the field trip were really ecstatic. I have never seen so many school groups in one place before. There are a few other springs and trails but these would take a better part of the day to explore them all. It was worth the trip as it was anyway.

The last stop of the tour was the Kalia Beach on the top of the Dead Sea. Located 413 metres below sea level the resort also has the lowest bar on earth. But that’s not important. What is important is access to the Dead Sea – one of the world’s first health resorts. The Dead Sea is receding at a swift rate and one day it might not be there anymore. Just like the Aral Sea, which has completely disappeared. Its unique saltiness, 10 times more than in an ocean, makes swimming there a pretty strange experience. You are like floating on the surface unable to sink lower. So cover yourself with the local mud and do just that…float in the sun and remember that floating on your stomach is forbidden.

WEDNESDAY

Back to Jerusalem. Or so I thought when waking up this morning. During my morning coffee, I realised that one of the sights I planned to visit there was closed today and I could take the tour only on Thursday. That was enough to change my plans and take a day off instead. Which meant no other plans, no obligations to travel anywhere and no obligations. Well, there was one…I had to make preparations for getting to the Sabbath dinner on Friday. By lunchtime, after writing a nice letter and discussing some logistical details, I had managed to do just that. Looking forward to this special experience.

It was a beautiful sunny day so I decided to go for a walk and try out this recommended restaurant which serves only breakfasts all day long. It wasn’t far away and 1 PM sounded just about the right time to have breakfast. The Israeli breakfast they serve there is more suitable to be called lunch – omelette, creme cheese, feta cheese with dates, some other spreads and sauces (especially one with apple and cinnamon taste), tuna salad and another salad made of different green and red vegetables and peppers. It was the best breakfast/lunch so far.

While eating I browsed different Instagram accounts about Israel and found a picture of a location nearby I decided to check out. Sarona is a neighbourhood, which started as a German Templer Colony in Palestine in 1871. It was one of the earliest modern villages established by Europeans in Ottoman Palestine. In July 1941, the British Mandate authorities deported 188 residents of Sarona, who were considered hard-core Nazi sympathizers. By the 2000s, the area had fallen into disrepair and was a haven for drug addicts. However, since 2003, the area has undergone massive renovation, which involved moving and relocating historical buildings before their restoration. The area is now a popular shopping district and a beautiful park in the middle of modern skyscrapers.

From there I walked through the Dizengoff square down to the beach and had a look at the Tel Aviv (Blue Flag) Marina. It’s on the other end of the 3+ km long area of different beaches and is also popular among the local surfers. Just a few kilometres away is already the end of Tel Aviv.

THURSDAY

Back to Jerusalem. Finally. I had some unfinished business with this city and learned a lot in the process. The first destination was the Temple Mount (or Haram esh-Sharif as it is known to Muslims). For non-Muslims, there are only a few hours a day that this holy site is accessible. My window of opportunity was closing by 10:30. Thanks to the orienteering challenge last time I was here I knew exactly where to run from the train station. On to the tram and then on to the bus that took me to Dung Gate. That name is by the way a very unfortunate example of “lost in translation”. The original name in Hebrew meant something like a “vessel” because there was a pottery market once upon a time. Some translators however managed to turn it into “dung”. Literally. And it stuck.

There is a small opening next to the entrance to the Western Wall – one for men, one for women and one for the mount. Without any sign on it. Luckily another friendly guy with a machine gun pointed me to the right opening. The pathway went by the wall and there I was – inside the historically and religiously significant site. And the sun came out. The Temple Mount is surrounded by retaining walls (including the Western Wall) that were built during the reign of Herod the Great for an expansion of the temple. It includes three monumental structures – the al-Aqsa Mosque, the Dome of the Rock and the Dome of the Chain – and four minarets. The Dome of the Rock is probably the most famous of them all it stands by itself on the man-made plateau and its golden dome is seen from afar. It’s Jerusalem’s most recognizable landmark for sure. Inside the mosque is off-limits of course.

My next stop was not that far away from the Temple Mount. I was going to the City of David, which is just around the corner from the Dung Gate. Now try to keep up…City of David is the place it all began. Before there were any Jerusalem at all. So the famous walls around the Old Town are actually not that old at all. Even the walls around Temple Mount are older. But the real Old Town is actually situated outside the Old Town walls and is thought to be some 3000 years ago the former royal residence of the Israelite king David. The archaeological excavations are ongoing, and nobody is sure of anything yet. I took a tour there called the Biblical Jerusalem. It takes three hours and is happening only once or twice a week at 11AM. That’s why I had to plan my visit for this particular day. Glad I did. The guide was great, and the group was small (the one in Hebrew was larger than the English one). The highlight for me was the tunnels underground – the Hezekiah’s Tunnel to be exact. It is a water tunnel that was carved within the City of David in ancient times…sometimes in the late 9th or early 8th century BC. The tunnel leads from the Gihon Spring to the Pool of Siloam and is about 500 metres long. According to the ancient texts, the tunnel was excavated by two teams, one starting at each end of the tunnel and then meeting in the middle. That alone is a technological feat when you think about when it was made. You have to come prepared for the Hezekiah’s Tunnel, because you can walk through it. But you need a flashlight, water shoes and the willingness to walk for 20 minutes through the water that can be as high as 70 cm and is constantly 18 degrees Celsius. I was the only one on our tour that came prepared. I had my video camera light and I bought myself a pair of water shoes from the gift shop by the ticket counter. It was pitch black in the tunnel and it would be impossible to go through without a flashlight. The water was nice but the tunnel itself was not made for me…sometimes too low and sometimes too narrow but I could go through it even with my backpack on. Thanks to the warm day and right clothing I was already dry when we finished the tour up in the visitor centre again.

I had lunch in an Arab restaurant near the Damascus gate. It’s wonderful when you order some dish and they bring all the other stuff as well to eat. I ordered some rice with lamb and got additionally a bowl of soup, two loaves of pita bread and three different sauces/salads. It was after 3PM when I finished my lunch but it was too early to go back to Tel Aviv. There was one more site that I had my eye on – The Mount of Olives. So I took a bus up there to take in some panoramic views of Jerusalem. Unfortunately, the sky had become clouded and the light was not the best anymore. From the observation platform, I walked downhill past the cemetery to wait for the bus to take me around the town back to the train station.

Today I was also wiser about how to use the Rav-Kav card better. When you don’t use the credit amount on the card, you can buy actual Daily Passes for different regions. A one-way train ticket from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv (or reverse) costs NIS 21.50, whereas an all-day ticket for Jerusalem and Tel Aviv costs NIS 32, so with this daily ticket, you have everything in Jerusalem and everything in Tel Aviv (and some surrounding towns), as well as the option to ride from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv (or reverse) and back by train as many times as you like. Last time I paid twice as much for the transport. So I’m learning. And you need your public transport in Jerusalem because it is one hill after another you have to climb up and down.

Unfortunately, no video survived this day as the memory card in my camera died from unrecognizable reasons.

FRIDAY

The Market Day. Also looking forward to the Sabbath dinner, which will start at sunset.

I set off towards Carmel market, the largest market, or shuk, in Tel Aviv. Near there is also a local craft market on Tuesdays and Fridays. A whole street filled with artisans with their handicrafts. I went there mostly for the jewellery and other accessories. It didn’t disappoint starting from 10 AM the stalls were up and all kinds of merchandise on display on yet another sunny day. I walked the street many times up and down to take it all in and see what will catch my eye. I finally settled with a pair of engraved red earrings on a gilded layer with a matching necklace with the same design. Next, I went to the Carmel Market which was filled with people buying stuff for the upcoming weekend. So did I. Finally I went to the Dizengoff centre once again to get the rest of the presents to take home with and the circle had come to the end. What I started a week ago feeling unsure of my surroundings, a week later I could find my way through Tel Aviv without the help of Google Maps or anyone else.

After returning to the apartment, I had only an hour to shower and get ready for the evening. I also needed to consider that the buses will stop soon before the Shabbat begin and it would be wise to get there before that. Being part of the Couchsurfing network (which I honestly had forgotten during the past two years of Covid) enabled me to find and apply to an event in a nearby town of Holon in Tel Aviv District. There is a Jewish family there who is willing to have quests over to their weekly Shabbat dinner and witness all the procedures and customs of this holy day that starts at sunset and lasts until the next sunset. When I say Jewish family then I mean that his family is coming from Iran and her family from Sweden, but Judaism is uniting them here in Israel. Judaism for them is a lifestyle because it is involved in all aspects of their lives. There are many Israelis who are even more religious and many who are less, but the Shabbat holiday is one very important one that they experience every week. There are so many things that are special to Judaism. For example, the following of lunar and solar calendar at the same time a lunisolar calendar if you please. Meaning that months are based on lunar months, but years are based on solar years. It is used for religious observance but it’s also an official calendar of the state of Israel. As the lunar calendar is a bit shorter, then they get an extra month every once and a while. This month now is one of these leap months. According to tradition, the Hebrew calendar started at the time of Creation, placed at 3761 BCE. The current (2021/2022) Hebrew year is 5782. There are two different dates on their ID cards. Year 5782 began at sunset on 6 September 2021 and will end at sunset on 25 September 2022.

The Hebrew week is a cycle of seven days, mirroring the seven-day period of the Book of Genesis in which the world is created. Starting on Sunday and ending on the seventh day, Shabbat, as its Hebrew name indicates, is a day of rest in Judaism. They take the resting part very seriously. You are not allowed to create anything new during Shabbat, so you need to do all the chores and cooking before Shabbat starts. So there is always a big rushing going on in Jewish households before the sunset. They are cooking food for the whole 24 hours. During Shabbat they can not cook anything, they can only use their special ovens to keep the food warm for the rest of the holiday. Many Jews who strictly observe Shabbat (the Sabbath) refrain from using electrical devices on Shabbat, with the exception of passive enjoyment of devices that were set up before Shabbat. For example, this also includes turning the light on in the fridge by opening the door (so you need to remove the light before the Shabbat) or using elevators or electric doors for leaving the house (instead they use stairs and side doors if needed) to visit your relatives on foot.

The sunset was after 5PM, so everything was ready before that. Siri was turned off (she was sad to leave and was going to miss them) as well as the phones and other communication devices were switched off and put away. The Shabbat procedures started with the woman of the family to light the candles. It was followed by the ritual washing of hands with a cup – pouring three times with your left hand on your right hand and then three times with your right hand on your left hand. After that, you were not allowed to speak before the man of the household blessed and offered you a piece of bread (which needed to be bigger than an olive) with olive oil and salt. After that, you could speak again. There was a reading of a bible to start the dinner and later there was a reading from the bible that ended the meal. Between those rituals, it was a dinner like any other. You could eat what was on the table and talk about everything. Everything was kosher and/or parva of course and followed another set of rules that what could be in it and whatnot. For example, because there was meat on the table there couldn’t be any products including dairy anywhere. You could eat dairy related foods again after 6 hours have passed from the meal that included meat. Maybe for that reason, it’s probably quite easy to become a vegetarian while living in Israel. There was an interesting discussion of the number of rules related to Judaism and the Hebrew language and how becoming a practitioner of Judaism resembled more of a hiring process than any other religion in the world. You really need to want it and the first reaction is to try to push you away from the idea. It takes at least a year to study first officially with a rabbi and then there is a test you need to pass. Being a man you also need a head shape suitable for wearing a kippah (or yarmulke) – a brimless cap, usually made of cloth, traditionally worn by Jewish males to fulfil the customary requirement that the head be covered (my head kept rejecting the cap). You need also to speak Hebrew enough to read and understand all the prayers and be willing to follow all the rules and take them to be a part of your everyday life. Like when having tea with a dessert you need to remember that you put the teabag in the cup first and then add water. If you do it another way around then adding teabag into the water will create some new colours in the process. And that is not allowed during Shabbat. Six hours passed very quickly, and it was time to leave. As public transport (buses, trains etc) is not working during Shabbat than to get back to Tel Aviv was possible by walking, taking a bike or finding a taxi driven by an Arab who didn’t care about the Shabbat. This is their best time of the week of course because they can ask for more money on Friday night from people who like to get around. Being over 10 km away was the only solution for me as well.

SATURDAY

Day of rest and rain. And some vegetarian pizza after the sunset.

SUNDAY

The departure time for my flight out of Tel Aviv was at 11 AM. So I woke up early, cleaned the apartment, packed the bag and took my favourite 8:15 train to the airport. Arriving 2,5 hours before looked like enough time because the check-in was just opened and there were not too many people in the queue. Before getting to the queue, there was a security check. They liked me for some reason and started to ask me all the possible questions about my travels in Israel, my personal life and if I have had any contacts with the Palestinians etc. The only way is to answer truthfully and after about 10 minutes of questioning, they allowed me to advance to the check-in line. The line didn’t move much during the next hour. I can’t imagine how it is possible to check-in people so slowly. Anyway, after I finally reached the counter and put my suitcase on the belt, I was informed that I couldn’t fly with the mask I had on. The same mask I had flown to Israel just some days ago. I needed an N52 mask. So after standing in line for over an hour they sent me running through the airport with my suitcase to find some vendor selling these damn masks. It was 10AM. After finding the mask I ran back to the counter, ignored the queue and managed finally to check in my suitcase at 10:15. The next hurdle was the boarding pass checking machine that didn’t like mine and instead of allowing me to go through the usual security check, it pointed me to a more specific security check. Together with many other people from the same flight as me. This security check needed to go through all my belongings with the explosives detection brush and do it as slowly as possible. Finally getting through that x-ray machine, the next obstacle was the passport control machine, which as you remember didn’t like my passport. So of course they had to register my passport manually and as slowly as possible. It was 10:45 when I finally got through all the obstacles and all I needed to do was to run through the whole airport and find my gate. Luckily I chose the right corridor and managed to get to the right gate by 10:51. It was still open. They allowed me to board the Lauda plane (this is only funny to people speaking Estonian) and two minutes later (after another person arrived) the cabin crew announced that “boarding is completed”. In 3+ hours we were in Vienna, got through the border control, picked up my suitcase, changed terminals, checked in my suitcase and went to the Burger King to treat myself to their biggest meal. All that in half an hour. Sounds like Europe again. In a few hours, my last flight departed and I was on my way home again. The airport there felt even more like home…no border control, no lines, the suitcase already waiting for me on the luggage belt and my family waiting for me outside. So instead of “going to the moon” next time, consider visiting Estonia. It’s easier.

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“My Malta”

Day 1 – Thursday – February 14th, 2019

I arrived just before midnight to the only international airport in Malta by Ryanair. The plane was full and 15 minutes late. The 20 euro plane tickets might have something to do with it. I sat almost on the last row. There was a Russian man sitting behind me who was obviously drunk already when boarding the plane and more than  willing to talk to anybody who would be polite enough to listen. The four hours in the plane didn’t help. Somehow he got even more drunk. And just half an hour before landing he decided to have a smoke in the lavatory. The cabin crew were really pissed about it and the man was met by local police who picked him up from the plane.

Arriving to a country at midnight usually means that the options how to get to your hotel are limited usually to taxis. But not in Malta. I had booked a day before the flight a hotel transfer for 5 euros although I didn’t live in any of the hotels. But they didn’t know that. The taxi services between airport and any destination in Malta are available 24 hours a day at fixed rates. For example St Julian’s where I was heading costs 20 euros by taxi. I just picked Hilton and luckily it turned out to be the first stop in the long line of hotels that the transfer took, so I got there really quickly.

I had booked an apartment through AirBnb platform and went to look for it. It was really just around the corner from Hilton in St Julian’s area. The self check-in went smoothly, I found the keys from the mailbox and let myself in. There were no physical contact in any kind with the host. Everything was organized through the app and communicated in detail. That’s just the way I liked it. The first thing that hit me was the cold. Apartments back home are usually warm because we know what the winters mean. But in Malta double windows and other solutions that help to keep the warmth inside the apartment are obviously not known. For the most part of the year they love it when it’s cold in the apartment. But not in February. For that reason I turned on the two powerful AC units and waited until it got warm enough before turning them off again. By the morning every drop of this warm air had escaped again so I had to turn them back on. That became a ritual before leaving and after arriving each day.

After breakfast I planned to spend my first day in Valletta. In order to get the lay of the land and understand how everything works. I started by purchasing the 7-Day Explore Card with unlimited travel on all the public transport routes on Malta and Gozo form a local WHSmith store (in cash). It costs 21 euros but it’s the best investment you can make. Except maybe the ExplorePlus card that includes some other fun alternatives as well. My home was close to the bus stop called Ross. That was almost the only bus stop name that I could pronounce. The thing with Malta is that although English is an official language besides Maltese, all the locations have Maltese names. And that is one difficult language based on arabic that loves the letters like “Q” and “X” and stashing its consonants in unbelievable sequences.

The public transport system is really good here once you remember a few things. There is a useful Tallinja app for your phone that helps you to plan your travel from A to B (or Q to X). There are timetables in every bus stop. But somebody have forgotten to tell that to bus drivers. Because unless you are boarding from the first stop on the route then the timetables never-ever match with the buses. So you can be sure that there will be a bus on that route but you never know when. The other thing is that unless you raise your hand while standing in the bus stop then no bus will stop there. You learn that really quickly. Just don’t learn it in places where the next bus comes in a hour. The same thing is when you want to get off…you really need to push the stop button for that. And that doesn’t always guarantee that the bus actually stops. I experienced that as well. But more of that later. And then there are direct lines and all the rest. The difference is the number of possible stops they make. For example from St Julian’s to Valletta you could take the direct line TD13 with 4 stops in about 15 minutes or you could take the 13 (13A, 14, 15, 16) with about 30 stops that might take anything between 30-50 minutes. I’m happy that I took the longer route that went along the coastline. I used it like an hop-on-hop-off bus, so that I went out for a scenic video clip or a photo and then caught the next bus that came along.

During that first trip I also visited the Point Shopping Mall that’s allegedly the largest retail mall in Malta. I did it mostly because of the nice view over Valletta. I had learned this from book that I was reading on the way to Malta – The Malta Escape by Chris Kuzneski – whose main characters went there first as well for some shopping and also for the view.

The central bus station in Valletta is right at the city gate next to a recently built square with the Triton Fountain. The piazza and the fountain had been restored only a year before and it looked great. I spent an hour to walk on the straight streets (there is actually a Strait street in Valletta as well) without any specific goal. Just to get the feeling of my surroundings. Then I remembered that the characters in the above-mentioned book went to see the midday gun salute at Upper Barakka Gardens. From the 1820’s the gun was fired at midday to signal out the exact hour of the day by which Ship Masters would calibrate their chronographs on board. Nowadays it’s a vibrant visitor attraction. The Upper Barakka Gardens overlook the Grand Harbour. It’s one of the most beautiful panoramic views in Malta with an unique view of the only natural harbour in the Mediterranean with the fortified Three Cities as its backdrop. It is perhaps the oldest saluting battery still in operation anywhere in the world. See, it’s good to read a book on a plane, I had missed the Saluting Battery completely in my previous research of where to go and what to see.

I continued along the coastline through the Lower Barakka Gardens, passed the Siege Bell War Memorial and stumbled on the Malta Experience next to St Elmo Fort (movies like World War Z and the recent Murder on the Orient Express (2017) have used the fort as a stand-in for Jerusalem). The Malta Experience helps to discover 7,000 years of history with an audio-visual show in just 45 minutes and include the La Sacra Infermeria Tour as well. It gave a good overview also about the Knights Hospitallers in Malta (also known as the Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem, the Order of Saint John, Order of Hospitallers, Knights Hospitaller, Knights Hospitalier or Hospitallers, which was a medieval and early modern Catholic military order. It was headquartered in the Kingdom of Jerusalem, on the island of Rhodes, in Malta and St Petersburg.) La Sacra Infermeria or the Grand Hospital was managed by the knights and was one of the best hospitals in the world during its hayday. Like having a private toilet next to each bed with an orange-tree garden on the other end of the ventilation shafts.

I had walked through Valletta from the city gates to the other end at St Elmos. Now it was time to walk back and take the bus back home. Before going to the apartment I went some groceries shopping next to the apartment. It was called Arkadia. I planned to buy some breakfast ingredients, microwave dinners and drinks to really use the amenities of the apartment kitchen.

After late lunch and a short nap I was up again and ready to go back to Valletta. This time with a purpose. I had bought myself a ticket to the Unforgettable concert by Maltese tenor Nico Darmanin featuring the Big Band Brothers and Jasmine Abela. The concert took place inside the magnificent Grand Salon at the National Museum of Archaeology in Valletta. So, check…been there.

Day 2 – Friday – February 15th, 2019

I had a good plan. To visit Birgu and other Three Cities across the Grand Harbour. I got as far as the central bus station in Valletta. Apparently the bus to Zurrieq which is on the south-east side of the island came first. Zurrieq is only another few bus stops away from the Blue Grotto. So there I went. The Blue Grotto refers to a number of sea caverns located on the coastline right opposite to the small uninhabited islet of Filfla, which is the most southerly point of the Maltese Archipelago. It’s important to get there before 1PM so that the caves combined with the rays of sunlight, lead to the seawater mirroring and showing numerous shades of blue on the cave walls and ceilings. I took the last seat in a 9 passenger boat that took about 15 minutes to cruise through the caverns. It was a beautiful location used also in many movie productions like the Troy. As there were no lines so everything went smoothly and quickly. By 12 I was already waiting for the next bus out of there. I had a good plan to also visit the Neolithic temples of Mnajdra and Hagar Qim that are located nearby. So I pressed the Stop button in the bus and waited. The moment I noticed that something is wrong was too late. The bus hadn’t stopped. So I decided to get out anyway and walk back. The information in the bus stop showed that the bus in opposite direction had left 15 minutes ago and the next one was due in 45 minutes. So I started walking back. It was a narrow country road by the cliffs without ant pedestrian road. Luckily almost no traffic either. After 5 minutes walking the bus drove by though. That same bus that was supposed to be there 20 minutes ago. But it didn’t matter. The weather was nice and I needed the walk anyway. The 2,2 km back to Qrendi took half an hour. The temple complex was totally worth it. Part of the UNESCO world heritage sites these temples date back more than 5000 years. The main temple was built between 3600 and 3200 BC; however, the northern ruins are considerably older.

It took me exactly enough time to walk around and have a maltese sandwich before the next bus arrived that took me to Rabat and Mdina. Today Mdina is a major tourist attraction recognised internationally as an important UNESCO World Heritage Site (currently on its tentative list). It used to be the capital of Malta before Valletta was founded. Its main entrance features in the TV series Game of Thrones as well as the streets and squares as the King’s Landing in season 1. Mdina, also called the Silent City, is surrounded by fortified walls and sits on top of one of the highest hills of Malta. Built in Medieval times, much of its original architecture has been preserved and its narrow streets are so winding that you can’t shoot an arrow there. The cathedral is the seat of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Malta.

Rabat, the village that neighbours Mdina, on the other hand, is known for its quiet, more rural character and natural beauty but also for St. Paul’s Catacombs. St.Paul’s Catacombs are a typical complex of interconnected, underground Roman cemeteries that were in use up to the 7th-8th centuries AD and represent the earliest and largest archaeological evidence of Christianity in Malta. But there are also burial sites for pagans and jews, some bigger and some so small that it was hard to move around. But nonetheless possible to get lost in the winding walkways dug in the limestone.

Now it was 5 PM already and the only sensible thing to do was to take the one hour back home.

There was a Couchsurfing event waiting for me in Valletta that I wanted to go. It took place on outside seated music bar that was playing live jazz music that night. The music was good, beer average and place itself reasonably crowded. The weather got worse though and I experienced my first rain and cold wind during this trip. So I took the Taxify back to the apartment.

Day 3 – Saturday – February 16th, 2019

Gozo, here I come!

It took an hour to get to the ferry but luckily again there was a direct route that took me there. The ferries between Malta and Gozo go very frequently, like every 45 minutes. So is you miss one then the next comes soon enough. Another interesting thing is that you don’t need a ticket from Malta to Gozo. Just board the ferry through the car deck and in half an hour you are in Gozo. You’ll need a ticket to get back though. Outside the ferry terminal in Gozo I took the first bus to ir-Rabat (Victoria) which is centre of the island. From there I started my walk through the island. In Victoria, the first thing you notice is its greener look compared to Malta island. It was a nice change. I set myself to find the Citadel/Citadella. That wasn’t hard because it loomed over the entire town from the hilltop. Like any other site managed by Heritage Malta it looked really good – clean, accessible, well maintained and serviced by polite people. The Citadella is rich in buildings of architectural, military and historical value. Only a couple of families live within the Citadel walls today. In the square you will find the magnificent baroque Cathedral of Gozo dedicated to Santa Marija, or more precisely the Assumption of the Virgin Mary; as well as the Law Courts and the Bishop’s Palace. I wasn’t lucky with the weather. It had been cloudy since the morning but once I was in the Citadel to see the view from the walls it started to rain. So I took cover by roaming the open townhouses and museums in the complex. It was safer also because the stone paths became really slippery with the rain. But it didn’t rain long. Just enough to ruin the experience for me.

After a quick lunch I hopped on a bus that took me to the Ta’ Pinu Sanctuary. Today’s monumental shrine to Our Lady of Ta’ Pinu was built between 1920 and 1931. It is an architectural masterpiece, especially inside with its superb sculptures and craftsmanship in Maltese stone. The sanctuary was constructed in front of the original chapel. It’s been a centre of pilgrimage since the year 1883. It is located in the middle of nothing so it’s seen well from afar.

The weather had turned nice again. As the bus traffic in Gozo is not as frequent as in Malta it usually means that buses come once in an hour. So I had 45 minutes before the next bus arrives that would take me back to Victoria to wait for another bus to take me to the site of the Blue Hole and collapsed Azure Window. It’s strange that this place is known for something that really isn’t there anymore. So I decided to walk there. 4,9 km and 53 minutes according to Google Timeline. Through small villages open countryside to Dwejra Bay in (dementia friendly) San Lawrence.

I arrived there 10 minutes before the next bus to Victoria. There was no way that I could do it such a short time so I relaxed and suddenly I had one hour and 10 minutes in my hands. First I went to the small inland sea Il-Qawra that is basically a pond connected with the sea through some caves. You can take a boat cruise from there that take you to see the cliffs, caves and the location of the famous Azure Window, that collapsed in a bad storm in March 2017. All of the bay is still a very popular diving site with its Blue Hole and the Chimney.

After the boat ride I had time to enjoy some soft ice cream, walk along the coast and catch my next bus back to Victoria and then another one back to the ferry terminal where I bought the ticket this time and found myself on the 16:15 ferry. On the way between Malta and Gozo you see the island of Comino passing by. It’s mostly empty island (3,5 square kilometers) is car free and with just some few registered inhabitants. This walk remains for the next visit. I’d really would like to see the locations from the movies Troy, Count of Monte Cristo and Blue Lagoon.

Day 4 – Sunday – February 17th, 2019

That was the day when Fort Manoel was opened for the public for one day. Usually it’s under construction (since 2001) but every once and a while they have these public days. I was lucky to be there when it happened. So I took the bus to Ponsonby, walked through the Manoel island and followed the signs to the Open Weekend. Fort Manoel was built in 1723 by the Knights to protect Valletta’s north-facing bastions from artillery action. The British military took over the fort in 1800, when it became known as HMS Phoenicia, and it remained in use by them until 1964. Fort Manoel has been on Malta’s tentative list of UNESCO World Heritage Sites since 1998, as part of the Knights’ Fortifications around the Harbours of Malta. After being decommissioned, Fort Manoel was abandoned and fell into a state of disrepair. Fort Manoel is built in the shape of a square, with a pentagonal bastion on each corner, giving it the shape of a star fort.

A Piazza is located inside the fort, and it contains the rebuilt Chapel of St. Anthony of Padua, several barrack blocks, an armoury and other buildings.

The fort is supposedly haunted by the Black Knight, who wears the armour and regalia of the Order of St. John, and resembles Grand Master de Vilhena. In the 1940s, the knight began to appear out of thin air near the ruins of the Chapel of St. Anthony of Padua, which had just been bombed in World War II. The apparition was reportedly seen by Maltese and English men within the fort. When the rubble from the ruined chapel began to be cleared, the workmen reported that the knight was supervising their work. When the crypt beneath the chapel was opened, it was found that it had been vandalized, and the remains of knights which had been buried there were scattered around. After the crypt was restored and the bones were reburied, the Black Knight stopped appearing.

Nobody also expects the Spanish inquisition trial to be set in Fort Manoel with splendid views of Valletta in the background. But it was just that in the Assassin Creed movie that was filmed partly in Malta. Mostly in the narrow streets in the old quarter of Valletta and the fort itself. The fort is also used in season one of Game of Thrones as the Sept of Baelor as a location of the tragic beheading of Ned Stark .

After Fort Manoel I finally went to Birgu (that was my plan two days before) to another fort – Fort St. Angelo. Built by the Knights over the ruins of a castle dating back to Norman times (the 12th century), Fort St. Angelo lies at the tip of Birgu (Vittoriosa), which is one of the Three Cities. When the Knights landed in Malta in 1530 they found a castle that went by the name of Castrum Maris (Castle by the sea). The Knights made Birgu their primary headquarters and erected the fort in place of the castle. The reinforcements and remodelling proved vital in the Great Siege that followed. Fort St. Angelo withstood the Ottoman attacks, repelling the enemy many times during the three long months of the summer of 1565. The fort became the property of the Government of Malta after the British left the islands. In 1998, the Maltese Government gave the upper part of the fort to the Order of the Knights of St. John for a period of 99 years.

Fort St. Angelo is an important site in the history of Malta. It played an important military role throughout the centuries, withstanding attacks and providing headquarters for Knights, French and British armies. Panoramic views of the Grand Harbour and the cities that surround it are just one more reason to visit. The fort is one of a few that were chosen as Game of Thrones film locations in Malta as it was used as a Red Keep dungeon in S1E5.

After the visit to the fort it was already half past 4 PM. I was hungry so I decided to follow the footsteps of the characters of the book “Malta Escape” one more time. So I went to “a restaurant that served soup near the Malta Maritime Museum and grabbed an open table on the patio that overlooked the Grand Harbour Marina. Boats of all sizes bobbed up and down in the water as a gentle breeze came ashore…”. The lunch including fish soup and seafood risotto turned out to be “better than blowjob” as promised in the book.

Day 5 – Monday – February 18th, 2019

I was heading to Marsaxlokk. I was a day late. Every Sunday there is a open air farmers market taking place in there. But I wasn’t complaining. What I was complaining about was that I took a wrong bus. No, actually I missed my stop again. So instead on ending up to Marsaxlokk I ended up in Birzebugga (another fine name in maltese).  Luckily it was only a peninsula away of where I actually wanted to go. So I walked again. Which was nice. There isn’t much to see or do there except looking at the colorful boats in the harbour and colorful houses next to it. So I did just that.

After a short walk I caught another bus to Tarxien – a home of the Megalithic temples and even older Hypogeum.  The temples date to approximately 3150 BC. The site was accepted as a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1992 along with the other Megalithic temples on the island of Malta like the temples of Mnajdra and Hagar Qim which I visited on Friday.

The Ħal Saflieni Hypogeum (or just Hypogeum) is on a level of its own. Actually on three underground levels. The Ħal Saflieni Hypogeum is an underground prehistoric burial site. Discovered in 1902 during construction works it dates back to about 4000BC. That means I was able to go back 6000 years into the past. Only 10 visitors an hour are allowed down there to keep the environment at required levels. So you really need to book your tour in advance. And you can’t take any cameras down there, which was a pity. It is after all the only prehistoric burial site which is accessible to the general public. The 45 minutes audio-guided tour took us to see the red ochre wall paintings and the beautifully carved features in imitation of architectural elements common in the megalithic temples above ground. There are a lot of pictures online to get a glimpse what to expect in the downworld realm or take a look at the video by World Heritage Journey (www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjqnAn9nHo) who have the interior footage provided by Heritage Malta.

On the way back home I decided to go through the town of Mosta, which was a bit out of the way, but still on my list of potential visits to be made. As I missed the Rotunda shaped church on Gozo then I wanted to see at least this one. Mosta was surprisingly modern-looking town compared to all the archeological sites I had been visiting lately. The main attraction in Mosta is The Basilica of the Assumption of Our Lady, commonly known as the Rotunda of Mosta or the Mosta Dome. According to Wikipedia the design of the present church is based on the Pantheon in Rome, and at one point had the third largest unsupported dome in the world. The church narrowly avoided destruction during World War II, since on 9 April 1942 a German aerial bomb pierced the dome and fell into the church during Mass but failed to explode. This event was interpreted by the Maltese as a miracle. A similar bomb is now displayed in the sacristy at the back of the church. There is also a very nice (if you can call it like that) WWII bunker next to the church which was dug into the limestone and is now opened to walk through.

After returning to the apartment I went looking for some pizza. Every source told me that there should be Malta’s oldest family-owned pizzeria called Ir-Rokna somewhere close by. I couldn’t find it. A quick google search revealed that it had closed down after a solid 45 years of service at the end of January this year. So I was like a month late. Just my luck. So I went to the next pizzeria down the street and bought myself a 50 cm Maltese pizza. Enough for dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow.

Day 6 – Tuesday – February 19th, 2019

I started by walking around in the neighborhood around my apartment for a change. I had been around the islands but hadn’t really explored my back yard yet. So I walked through Spinola bay,

Portomaso marina, Paceville, St. George’s beach up to Corinthia hotel (another landmark in the Malta Escape book) and back again. On the way back I saw in the bus stop that the next bus should be coming along soon in a few minutes. After an half an hour it finally came. I took it all the way to Valletta. I had some souvenir shopping to do and some places I wanted to visit. Like the Auberge Castille, the Basilica of Our Lady of Mount Carmel and sat outside the National Library in a cafeteria. The Caffe Cordina there was full of people but I succeeded to find a table, had a blueberry smoothie and listened for some really talented street musicians.

In the evening I went back to Paceville, which is a popular party area in Malta. It was football night so every bar had the games on. I went directly to Fuegos Speakeasy which hosted a Couchsurfing event. It had people there from all over…Japan, Brazil, Egypt, Italy, France, etc.

Day 7 – Wednesday – February 20th, 2019

Going home. Garbage out on the street corner (!) before 9 AM, check-out at 10 AM, direct bus to the airport. Arrived there a bit early, so I had time to sit on the 3rd floor viewing platform for a while and enjoy the food court downstairs before the check-in opened. It was good time to reflect what I had seen:

  • Malta may think it’s a Land of Sea but to me it looked more like Land of Stone because everything was made of it. It’s also a Land of Forgotten Temples and Land of Knights.
  • They keep on driving on the wrong side of the road and have those english electricity sockets in the walls which is a legacy from the British empire. At least the water installations looked modern.
  • The people seem relaxed and polite. I didn’t witness anyone shouting or talking with their hands to someone.
  • The Maltese language is hard. Probably. Didn’t understand a word. Although it looks probably worse than it sounds.
  • Heritage Malta seems to do great work with all the archaeological and otherwise historical sites they have opened for the public.
  • For all the “door-enthusiasts”, you know these people who love to take photos of different doors…Malta must be a paradise on earth for them. The doors look really amazing. The colors, the variety, the signs by the doors etc.
  • In February it’s warmer outside than inside.
  • Cost of goods and services feels relatively cheap compared with other countries in EU.
  • The public transport takes you anywhere on the island if you are not too picky about the timetables. The explorer card for tourist is a very good product.

“My Orlando”

Notes From a Small Town

10.-17.11.2018

Everything is big. People, lines, portions, distances…

I arrived by airplane after watching movies like Deadpool 2, The Equalizer 2 and The Spy Who Dumped Me. Orlando airport is going through some renovations so at the moment it’s officially the ugliest and messy first impression I have ever received in airports anywhere. It was like going through a construction site. Passport control line was long as expected as two other flights came in just before ours. What would you do if you are not allowed to use your mobile phone….you read a book! The two hours went by having a compelling 100 years old adventure while trying not to step on the heels of a persons in front of you. After answering “hopefully both…” to a mandatory question “business or pleasure” by the officer in charge of my line I was finally allowed to the Theme Park Capital of the World.

After taking an in-terminal train and going through the customs, finding a taxi was relatively easy. It was just there where the signs showed me to go. The taxi driver was from some big South-American country and had been living here for decades. She had three sons and one very disappointing daughter who had just had her first baby. Now she will understand…she hoped. First things first…I was given a notebook where I should have written my contact details and date when I wished to leave the country. So that she can come and pick me up again. The reason for that became clear moments later when she complained that it would take at least 6 runs between city and airport to make the ends meet. I was the 4th. And it was already evening. While google’ing the population of Orlando and talking about everything we almost had an accident. Just inches to spare. All went well and we arrived to the hotel. After explaining that I can’t have the tip placed on the credit card recipt and would very much pay it in cash…I got a lecture that I work in a very shitty company which doesn’t understand the American culture. I passed on the opportunity to fill in her notebook. We’ll probably never meet again.

After standing in a nonexistent line for a relatively long time I got the room key and went to look for the right building…because it’s a resort which means different buildings around the pool area. I made it although not using the straight line as I understood later. The room was simple but looked clean and had even more that I would probably use…like a microwave oven. And it was facing a highway and not the pool area at all. After taking a quick shower I went directly to the pool to relax the aching muscles I apparently had somewhere in my body. It had been exactly 22 hours and 22 minutes from door-to-door. After that I just slept and slept until 5 AM (noon at home).

Sunday – November 11th, 2018

When I woke up it was still dark. I went for a walk. The reception now also had my breakfast coupons which they missed to mention me the night before. Luckily the café was not open yet. I had to wait until 7. The continental breakfast might sound like something big and interesting (like a continent should) but instead it included a 200ml juice pack, a chocolate chip pastry (delicious) and the smallest yoghurt I have ever seen. And there have been yoghurts in my life before. So I ended up ordering also a breakfast bowl which meant a bowl of breakfast where potatoes, eggs, ham and some unidentified ingredients were mixed together.

I had done my research. I knew there were buses in the city. Google maps also showed me that there were two options to get there where I wanted to go. On took approximately one hour and the other option two hours. I thought that for two dollars per trip I could sit in bus for an hour easily. So I navigated myself to the bus stop only to realize that there were only one bus stopping there during the whole day. And that was an hour ago. So back to option 2. By that time I had already wasted 45 minutes of my valuable day. So right there on the street corner I downloaded the UBER app and ordered me a car. As Orlando is one of the test cities for the Uber Pass then I ordered that too. It means basically that even there are higher prices due to the demand then I drive with the normal prices. So it took me 20+ dollars instead of 30+ dollars. Although it cost some 14 dollars to get the Pass. But I figured that I’ll use UBER again at least a couple of times before I leave so it will be useful. The car arrived as planned. The driver was from some big South-American country and this time didn’t speak English at all and had never been where I wanted to go. So we ended up doing circles around the destination and following my directions where to drive next. Always happy to help the locals.

So there I was … at the entrance of the Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park. With a big bunch of other equally happy people. It was 9:30 AM and for some reason the only line to stand in was the “check-your-bag-line-for-any-illeagal-substances-and-equipment”. The rest was easy. Changing the pre-printed voucher for a plastic card, pressing it against a reader and finalizing it with a finger print (why was that I never understood) and I was in…the Christmas movie. As I had no specific destination but more of a professional cretinism to see what all that fuzzes about, I decided to take it slow and see where I end up.

Going clockwise through the Park I started to get the lay of the land. Sometimes ended in dead-ends and doubling back to where I started to go wrong. Indiana Jones, the Muppet Theatre, brand new Toy Story land etc. Went through the Disney museum where the exhibition explained the story and history of Disneyland. “Here you leave Today and enter the world of Yesterday, Tomorrow and Fantasy”. Next stop – Star Wars. Next to a huge parking lot of strollers. While standing in yet another line you could guess the answers to some Star Wars trivia questions on the screens and understand that size does matter…Master Yoda’s light saber on display was much shorter than a normal lightsaber and standing next to a live Wookie you feel really small compared to your normal ego. We are best friends now with the Wookie by the way.

There are gift shops everywhere and with different merchandise I might add. In that way you really need to go through all of them so you won’t miss some of your favorite characters related stuff. I had come to Disneyland knowing that it’s mostly for kids and took the chance of being the creepy old man among the small and screaming boys and girls. But after actually being there I learned that I had been wrong. I was still a little creepy but definitely not the oldest, I was even more on the younger side of the visual average of the crowd around me. That means it is really for the whole family from kids still needing the strollers to grandparents riding around in really fancy “strollers” of their own. That means accessibility issues are really important here and anywhere you went they had to have access as well.

For a park that big you need to have a way to gather information what your customers are actually wanting to do in the Park. It’s called the Fastpass. It’s free of charge and you can book specific times to access an attraction without standing in a long line. You can do it beforehand from home (which I didn’t) or you could use the kiosks on site (which I did). I think it actually works. For example the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacle (or whatever it was called). I got in almost without any line at 11:30, was one of the first to sit down in the Theatre and the waited another 25 minutes until they got all the other seats filled with people from the stand-by line. So it took about 30 minutes to get everybody in to see the show. It’s important because the show was really well done based on the Temple of Doom movie.

The stunts looked great and there were no nonsense…just that it took about 5 minutes and then it was over. And we all had to leave. I was hungry, so I went to get a burger. So did apparently all the other happy people as well. So the burger joint was really crowded.  There was a mobile app allowing you to order first and then come back when it’s done but I decided not to wait. By 1 PM I was done with Hollywood Studios and left the park to take a ferry to another Disney park called the Epcot (https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/destinations/epcot/). It’s a nice trip although it took three boats before the line allowed me to have a seat there.

When I reached the Park it was about 2 PM. There were no lines whatsoever. Which was fine. The park consist of two parts: the World Showcase (11 countries) and the Future World. I was lucky to start my trip from the World Showcase gate because it turned out that there was an International Food & Wine Festival going on there. It started already in August and would end the day after I was there. It meant that all the countries there had a three national influenced dishes on their menu. These were more like samplers than actual portions but for 5-6 dollars you could get a different tastes from around the world. I ended up with some Moroccan beef for 6 dollars which really helped with my hunger issues. I thought that I’ll try some other stuff as well but never did because the lines were all too unwelcoming. But I went through some country exhibitions, listened to the drums in Japan and again in Germany, hoped to get a glimpse of Frozen Elsa in Norway (never did) and saw somebody who looked like Mulan in China. The Mexico with it’s pyramid and the Day of the Dead theme was really amazing. There was also a cool sign on the way saying that the smoking area is apparently now moved to the island between UK and France, which if I remember correctly is the Jersey island where they had the DTTT Content Campus this year. After the walk around the lake where the countries are located, I arrived to the Future. The first thing is the giant golf ball where I ended up only 4 hours later. The accessibility issues are important here as well because everybody won’t see that giant golf ball. For them all the maps in the park are written also in braille.

What happened next I really can’t explain. Well, I can. It had to do something with the Fastpass offering me a chance to go for a Character Meet. Meet who? I didn’t know until I stood in a line (with babies, children riding on the lap of their grandfathers electric “stroller” and tired young parents) rounded the corner and ended up having selfies with Mickey, Goofy and (my personal favorite) Minnie the Mouse. I must also point out that the service personnel in Disney Parks are exceptionally happy and could appear really authentic and sympathetic to all of those crying babies and angry Grandmas. And they also vary from young Students to real Grandmas.

Soarin’ – it said to be the best attraction in all the Parks. And it probably is. But I get to that. First I went to try my luck in the Land exhibition (where also Soarin’ is located). There were no FastPasses available for this site so I just went to see what’s that all about. It was basically a food court with different attractions. The Soarin’ had a 95 minutes waiting time so I went to look elsewhere. The one attraction with only 25 minutes waiting time was a gentle ride through several greenhouses to see what the Park is doing researching and growing different plants and fruits and fish which also end up to different restaurants on site. Quite interesting I might add. After the ride I went back to check the Soaring. And what do you know…only 60 minutes! But my feeling of hunger reminded me again and I decided that I wouldn’t make it in line for an hour with an empty stomach. So I went to grab a Mongolian beef with some rice and refreshing Coke on the side. When I arrived back to the Soaring line it had 55 minutes left. So that was decided. The line went actually quite fast. There were again land-related trivia questions on the wall what everybody around you tried to guess – like “is Nile the longest river in the world”. The attraction itself was a basically a three long rows of seats in a 5D movie theatre with a 180 degrees screen. The seats will take you to the air and you feel like you fly through deserts, Artic regions, rain forests and through big cities. It was really good experience.

It was already dark outside. Went to see Nemo and friends that were on the way. Not so interesting although I’m a big Dory fan. Next, it was time to hit that big Golf Ball. With only 35 minutes waiting line. It was an exhibition about space. Where do we come from and where are we going. The ride began with choosing your language and country on the screen and took your photo. Good way to get some data about your customers. The ride went through famous historical sites and moments up to today. Then the screen lit up again and asked you several questions about your preferences with several options to choose from. When it was all done you got your own personal view of your future in animated movie format that included all the choices you made through the ride. Which was kind a cool. After exiting the ride and reaching the main atrium, you could see your picture on the giant globe located where you said that you were from. As I was too slow to pick a country then I’m living now in the U.S and A. So that you know.

That was it. The park was closing soon and I had reached the gate. Took one of the free resort buses to Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort Hotel and asked UBER to pick me up from there. 18000+ steps later I was back in my hotel.

Monday – November 12th, 2018

I woke early. It was hot outside. No surprise there. It’s the Sunshine State after all. The Café was out of juice. So I got a coffee instead (together with the familiar pastry and smallest yoghurt in the world). Drinking hot drink in a hot weather was a mistake. I was sweating already when I reached the bus stop. Only to realize that it was only 7:30 and the buses start at 8. I chose the hotel after all because it was cheap and because it was a walking distance away from the Convention Centre. So I started walking. The dress code of the conference was smart casual. In our part of the world that means also a jacket. Here, you can get away with only a polo shirt. I wished I knew that. Although after a while I was happy to have the jacket to cover all the sweat that was pouring out of me. The first convention centre I saw was part of the Hyatt hotel. Inside there were a lot of signs convincing me that I was in the right place. Actually I wasn’t. Only some of the events were taking place there. The real OCCC was across the street. Thanks to Google Maps I reached finally the correct entrance. Picking up the badge went very smoothly. Scanned the barcode on your voucher, showed picture ID and got your badge and tickets.

The first educational sessions that day were Technology for Increasing Guest Spending at Water Park: Part 1 and Part 2. Different presenters and examples. And it ended just in time to reach the 11:30 shuttle bus to my EDUTour: Zoo and Aquarium Experience 2018 at SeaWorld Orlando. Just in time because the weather had turned from sunny and clear into a heavy rainstorm. Everybody in two buses were given different color wristbands which helped later to divide us into different groups. First order of business was a buffet lunch. Just behind the glass from a pool of pilot whales. So we ate and watched the whales showing s what they had learned to do. I was lucky to share a table with one very annoying waterpark fan and blogger from Orlando and very nice CEO of the SeaLife park in Hawaii. After lunch we were ushered to a theatre next door where a bunch of killer whales with their trainers put up another show for us. Part of the show were also tricks what they teach the whales in order to monitor them regularly. That included taking different bacterial swaps and now I have also seen how a whale is willingly giving the trainer a urine sample.

After that we were divided into groups and assigned to different tour guides with whom we were going to take the tour through the whole park…public side and behind the scenes as well. Luckily the rain had stopped and the sunny humidity had returned. We were taken through artic exhibition where I saw my first totally white beluga whale. Then we went behind the wall and allowed access to a special house for penguins. The temperature there was about 10 degrees Celsius which was a big difference from the humid 25 outside. I felt like home. One by one each and every one could pet a penguin. You were allowed to do it with two fingers and on the lower back only. Because the new dolphin area were under construction, we were able to meet and greet the dolphins there behind the scenes as well. We feed them some fish and jelly and were able to pet them on their sides. Surprising they felt like really grease fish.

Next we went through the shark pool to see the animal rescue operations area. Animal rescue is an important part of SeaWorld and they are very proud of all the birds, sharks, turtles, whales etc they are able to save throughout a year. SeaWorld is not considering itself a theme park at all…they are in reality a zoological organization which just happens to have some rides as well. Last show that they had prepared for us was a mix of bird and dolphin tricks. For that there is another theatre away from where the whales are.

During the walk back to the Port of Call one could see how the accessibility issues have been on their mind including my first “service animal relief area” which is in another words small grassy area where your guide dog can poop in peace. The tour ended at the same place where it had started. During the networking and snacks you could also take a selfie with the cutest owl in the world and to see what a fell fed python feels like in your hands.

The bus took us back to the convention centre where I hopped on the I-trolley that took me back to the hotel. There I realized that my body had started to produce salt because the shirt had white salty stripes like a car after going through the slush of snow in the wintertime.

Tuesday – November 13th, 2018

As the line in the Café was way too long, I took out the Tripadvisor app and checked out where else they sold breakfast around here. It turned out that just across the street was a place that had pretty decent reviews. So that morning I had my real American diner breakfast at Denny’s including bacon, sausages, eggs (sunny side up) and pancakes with maple syrup.

That was the first day when the trade show opened and all the exhibitors were ready to show their stuff. Well almost everybody because on stand in the front had a sign up that proclaimed that they were so future looking company that their cargo container didn’t manage to keep up with them. As my first educational seminar didn’t start before 2 PM, I took the chance to go through the fair. It’s not like any quiet tourism fair I’ve been before. From the first booth to the last it was all about action, lights and sounds. Row after row after row of video games, arcade games, VR solutions, cute souvenirs you can win in the games, cashless wristbands, POS systems, tents, slides etc.

My first lecture was about how to improve Labor Efficiencies by Utilizing New Technology. Followed by a lecture “What’s Data Got To Do With It?”. The program ended with the Opening Reception.

Before turning in for the night I took a short walk around the neighborhood which included also the giant observation wheel called the Orlando Icon and the world’s tallest StarFlyer. The number of steps matched the day in Disneyland which gives you an idea of the size of the EXPO floor.

Wednesday – November 14th, 2018

Day started early “in the office” as usual. After e-mail checking I went to have my “usual” breakfast. Lectures started 8:30 with “Respecting the Process: Systems and Checklists Can Increase Park Safety and Guest Satisfaction” which was followed by “Blurred Lines: the Convergence of Interactive Experiences”. After that was again a good time to continue with “mowing the floor”. A big part of the exposition was still unexplored. The day was extremely hot. As part of the exposition was outdoors then after being in the relatively dark air-conditioned room it was quite painful to go outside. It was so bright it hurt the eyes. And it is strange that you need to take of your jacket when going outside and putting it back on when coming back inside the convention hall. For lunch I tried Inca cuisine whish was surely copied from the countryside of my homeland. It was delicious. The lectures continued in the afternoon. That was also the evening when European, Middle East, Africa Reception took place. Luckily I had a chance to go through the hotel for shower and change. In the meantime the weather had turned windy and rainy. So the reception had been moved from the Pool deck to the other end of the Hyatt Regency hotel. It took me half an hour to track down the right place. Did I mentioned already that the public transport in Orlando sucks? In order to get to the reception I had to wait for the I-Ride Trolley which took its time to arrive. It literally went dark during the half an hour I had to wait for the damn thing. The sun sets here about 5:30 at this time of the year. Walking back from the reception took me passed an area called the Pointe. Many restaurants, bars and shops are located there. Among others Tommy Hilfiger with clearance sale. Took some pictures and sent them across the ocean to see if anything interesting caught the eye. I stopped briefly also in a BB King blues club where I promised to return some day to listen some more music and eat the big plate of nachos they offered me by mistake. Instead I had a nice flavored cigar and listened to some reggae music on the street outside a restaurant called “Bahaman Breeze”.

Thursday, November 15th, 2018

Day started like the others…”office”, breakfast and I-ride Trolley to the convention centre. The first lecture of the day was “Emotions in Motion — Using Quality Visitor Data to Drive Engagement”. Followed by “Cashless is King” which talked about the cashless payment systems that can help you to increase revenue and monitor your customers behavior. For lunch I went to the previously mentioned Bahaman restaurant and had a bowl of Jamaican food. It was a good choice. And if to believe the first rule of eating out in another country then that’s where the locals ate as well. As it was next door to the Hilfiger store then I brought my first ever dress as well during the lunch. It was not for me though…

After lunch the lectures talked about what to consider when “Moving Forward With Your Next Technology Implementation”. The last lecture was hosted by the admission and quest relations staff from Monterey Bay Aquarium who talked about “Onboarding: Establishing a Culture of World-Class Guest Experience”. What a training program that is!

The weather had turned cold. That means here about 15 degrees Celsius. The evening highlight was IAAPA’s Centennial Celebration at Universal Studios. The buses picked everybody up from the hotels and took us to the Universal. The music was already playing and streets were full on food trucks and beverage stands. We entered from New York and made our way through the park.  There were also some of the attractions opened for us. So the first place I ended up was the Transformers ride. It was strange to go through all those winding passages usually full of people queuing for the attractions. The ride itself was in 5D and allowed you fly through the streets while fighting with other transformers. After the ride I had also a chance to have a selfie with Bumblebee.  Some other characters I met on the way to the Mummy ride were Gru from Despicable Me and Minions a nd the most famous Kitty. Hello!

The Mummy was based on, well, the Mummy movie with Brendan Fraser. Again going through the pyramid and all the piles of artefacts and Egyptian sculptures were a bit creepy. The ride itself was pretty cool. More like a roller-coaster inside a movie. The exit from all the rides go through gift shops which sell only the merchandise related to the theme of the ride. In this case it made me buy a T-shirt with cool Egyptian picture on it for somebody who loved to play similarly clothed character in Assassin Creed Origin game.

Next I found my way to San Francisco, took a selfie with the Jaws and went to the newest ride in the park…the Fast and Furious Supercharged. It started with an instructions which was combined between the characters from the movie (like Mia, Dominic etc) and park stuff playing their roles on the site. People were put on big “party” buses and taken to the corridors of the ride. On both sides of the bus were screens with all the action going on. It was strongly recommended that you wouldn’t use cameras on this ride. Good thing because all the 5D effects would have probably ruined the camera.

Another character meet took me to mystery world of Scooby Doo and the gang. Another cool attraction was the Jimmy Fallons Tonight Show which started in the Studio with the studio band and Hashtag jokes and ended as a race in New York. The audience won!

Last but not the least was the big mean roller coaster. Put everything you own in the locker, put on your favorite music and scream your lungs out on this roller coaster from hell.

The concert was provided by Barenaked Ladies from Canada. “If I have a million dollars” is still hunting my days ever since. The cake was good too.

Friday – November 16th, 2018

The café had run out of pastry. So I had two bagels with cream cheese instead. I had realized in the morning that I had 5 breakfast vouchers left and only two days to use them. So I had double breakfast before calling for UBER. Lisa was a nice African-American lady with a small red Honda. She used to be professional volley-ball coach whose main job today is driving UBER. She came from a big family of 9 brothers and sisters which made her 88 year old mother to have 70 children/grandchildren etc. She left me on the curb of Disney’s Animal Kingdom parking lot at 8 AM. The Park opens officially at 9 AM but I wasn’t the first to arrive. From 8 to 9 is considered to be a magic hour. It means probably that anything can happen. This time they started to allow people in already half past 8. It was fun to watch all the people running to the same direction. I understood completely. It was the same destination where I was going. Pandora. The land from the Avatar movie. It includes one of the must attractions in the whole park – the Flight of Passage. Walt Disney World’s newest ride is like Soarin’ on steroids. Riders climb aboard the back of a banshee and link to an avatar flying through Pandora for a simulator experience that is far more active than any past attraction of its kind. You can feel your banshee breathe between your legs, the wind and spray of the ocean in your face, and smell plenty of scents along the way. Being among the first to arrive there I managed to e among the first to get in. By 9 o’clock (the time Park officially opened) I was already in the instruction room in the middle of Pandora and ready to meet my banshee. If I would have come to the place a couple of hours later then the waiting would have been many hours.

The weather was still cold and clear. From Pandora I went directly to Africa. Found a lady with an Ipad on the way and booked myself three Fastpass rides to go later. But first I took part of the Animal Kingdom’s flagship safari ride through “natural” environments exposing guests to a wide array of animals. Kilimanjaro Safaris is an amazing attraction, exposing guests to a multitude of animals in what appears to be their natural environments. It takes place in real safari vehicles similar to the ones used in Africa. Or driver was an African-American lady who had a good sense of humor. How they do that all day along and day after day and still sound authentic and funny is admirable.

It’s Tough To Be A Bug is a 3D show with the cast of A Bug’s Life. This is a prime example of how you use Disney characters to make an educational (at least partially so) film feel like pure entertainment. It’s a lot of fun and when you could actually feel the bugs crawling under your butt and hearing the screams from the children and grandmas alike make this a truly fun experience.

The Festival of the Lion King is a true musical show with acrobats, singers, and other performers in tribal attire and vibrant costumes, plus parade floats with Lion King characters and other creatures. The show just works. And they allow to use cameras there as well which was a big plus for me.

Before going to the Kali river rapids I stopped by the land of dinosaurs. The roller coaster there was really boring after all I had experienced before. That’s all I have to say about that. The Kali river rapids is a whitewater raft ride spinning freely down a river through rainforest, ruins, and deforested areas with message of conservation. The suspense of whether you’re about to get soaked will have your full attention. You will get wet on Kali River Rapids, and there’s a pretty good chance you’ll get absolutely soaked. So many people wisely used ponchos there. I wasn’t one of them.

Before leaving the park I had pizza with mandatory green salad to regain my strength. There are buses running between the parks and resort hotels every 20 minutes or so. That was the way I reached my fourth and final park – the Magic Kingdom – by 3 o’clock in the afternoon.

The first impression in the park is of course the Cinderella castle looming in the distance. After mandatory pictures I ended totally by accident to the Pirates of the Caribbean, which is a boat-ride back in time to the days when pirates ruled the Caribbean. The attractions features Audio Animatronics pirates, including Captain Jack Sparrow. It’s great fun for guests of all ages, contains great detail, tons of characters, darkness and gunfire.

The next plan was to try the Spalsh Mountain ride in the Frontierland but just before I reached the boat the ride had a malfunction and was stopped. Everybody were sent away and they started bring the people home who were already in the boats. Good for me because everybody got an additional Fastpass for the lost time. On the way I finally found a kiosk selling churros, which is a mandatory snack for many people visiting the park. It’s a fried-dough pastry served with chocolate dip. Next place on the route was the Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion is a slow-moving dark ride that is home to 999 happy haunts that are dying to meet you (and follow you home afterwards). No further explanation should be necessary.

Next destination – Tomorrowland. Next ride – Space Mountain – which is a dark roller coaster through outer space. This was really dark in there but it was really fast. So you can’t really see where you are going but you get there quickly. The final attraction I had time for was Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor – A screen-based “stage” show during which monsters interact with and tell jokes to guests and about the quests. The jokes change depending upon the audience and involve the selected few from the audience who they pick on.

It had become dark and the Cinderella castle was like a beacon which pulled everybody towards the main square. It turned out that this was the evening when the Christmas celebrations officially started. In that occasion there was a show taking place just outside the castle involving beloved characters from the Frozen movie. After a short storyline involving Anna, Olaf and others it all culminated to Elsa using her magic powers and made the castle to turn into snowy wonderland where all the towers were covered with ice and colors.

This time I took the bus to Disney’s Saratoga resort and called UBER from there. My driver was James and he picked me up in his blue Dodge RAM 1500 truck. Definitely not your usual Uber because it requires to have empty milk crates in the back to help the sweet old ladies to get into the cab. The first question was if I was Finnish because he had a friend with almost similar name. It turned out that he had been in a conference in my home town 4 years ago and complemented our Maritime Museum.

Back in hotel I had a short rest and then tried to make me move again. The plate full of nachos was calling. I answered to the call and made me go to the blues club again. This time it was fully packed with people from all the colors and sizes. Nachos were as good as expected. Music too. On the way back to the hotel I heard some other kind of music coming from a place called Senor Frog. There was a concert by (as far I could guess) some really famous Mexican singer who talked very much. In fluent Spanish. So I didn’t understand a word they were saying or singing. But the rest of the people were singing along and laughing at all of the jokes. When I got back to the hotel it was already…

Saturday – November 17th, 2018

Woke up, packed the bags and exchanged my three remaining vouchers to whatever the café had left after my week-long visit. Checked out and walked to the I-Ride trolley stop. Only that the trolley forgot to stop there. So I walked to the other bus stop. This time the trolley stopped and I started my ride to the International Premium Outlet mall. Somehow I managed to come out in the wrong stop so that I had to take a short walk before I actually reached the mall. Next 4 hours came and went. On the way back I stopped one more time to visit a video game store which turned out to be more like a small store with many different comic characters. It wasn’t total waste of time because in the same building was a good Mexican restaurant. I had some good chimichangas and chips with pesto.

My final UBER ride took me from the hotel to the airport. The driver Tariq was original African-American from Morocco and knew very well where my country was located.

The airport procedures went surprisingly quickly. For the first time there were no need to take all the computers and other stuff out of the bag during the security check. In the contrary it was important to leave everything in the bag. I could only guess that technology have reached the level where they know everything already without looking. The flight was overbooked and some people were left behind (voluntarily). Not me. Instead I watched three movies like Red Sparrow, Solo – StarWars Story and Hidden Figures. In Frankfurt airport the gates kept changing so walking up and down the very long corridor felt really good after the 8 hours sitting on the same seat. From door-to-door it took this time 18+ hours.

It was good to come home!

“My Montserrat”

26.11.2018

I have been to Barcelona more times that I can count. Usually in November or December. This time was the first I took some time to visit the monastery of Montserrat on a nearby mountain. It was a sheer luck and some serious planning that I managed to add this to my itinerary. The flight was on time, the airport bus was fast and the hotel was just next door to the travel agency that organises tours to Montserrat in the afternoons. So I made it.

“My Alps”

This is the biggest family trip we have taken so far. Six countries in ten days with four people and one car. The idea was to make a trip around the Alps and see as many countries that’s physically possible. It’s all about planning and changing the plans on the way. This is what happened.

13.-23.06.2018

Day 1 – Wednesday – June 13th, 2018

Verona, Venice, Italy

Day 2 – Thursday– June 14th, 2018

Salzburg, Austria

Day 3 – Friday– June 15th, 2018

Munich, Bavaria, Germany

Days 4-5 – Saturday/Sunday– June 16-17th, 2018

Liechtenstein

Day 6 – Monday– June 18th, 2018

Europapark, Germany

Days 7-8 – Tuesday/Wednesday– June 19-20th, 2018

Bern, Bulle, Switzerland

Day 9-10 – Thursday/Friday– June 21-22th, 2018

Turin/Torino, Genoa/Genova, Italy
Gevova Aquarium

To be continued…

“My Beijing”

07.-13.04.2018

The flight from Helsinki to Beijing, the capital of China, takes about 8 hours and arrived at 6 in the morning. The time difference is +5 hours. During the flight, I watched several good movies that I had not been able to go to the cinema to watch. The flight was very comfortable and I did not think much that the plane had 55 lines, 9 seats in each line, more than 500 people in one on the flight. Finnair is the shortest and most comfortable airline between China and Europe.

Beijing, China

Beijing’s first impression is somewhat different than I expected. Or rather, I had a prejudice of a great Chinatown in my head. But it is a very clean, spacious, polite metropolis with history and culture. Public toilets are located in every few hundred meters and large green areas in every block. They call the toilet project jokingly toilet-revolution (sounds like, but it is one important investment into tourism infrastructure. The interior shown in the picture below is also used in very good restaurants. Some of them have even installed the usual toilet seats for the tourists.

Thanks to the time difference and early arrival. we managed to visit The Temple of Heaven and its surroundings already on the first day. The 270 ha park is full of historic Chinese architecture and is overall very impressive. The colours here are definitely characteristic of Beijing (the House of Emperors) – roofs with blue and green glazed stone, meeting room chair covers are red and tables with blue linen. White and black are not used – these are the colours of mourning. Golden yellow is the imperial colour that others should not be using. Green is the colour of wealth and blue is the colour of the sky. If before I had heard and seen pictures of people in parks coming together and doing different physical exercises. Now I had seen it with your own eyes. Mostly senior people spend most of the day in the green area where music is playing, people are dancing, gymnastics and badminton, chess and other games are played. Noodles with a hot water thermos is a must accessory for everyone.

The traffic is heavy, but everything is going smoothly. The honking is popular but it’s not nervous activity. The local rhythm can be learned quickly. Crossing the street is dangerous in the beginning because you are in constant danger from the electric scooters, which come quietly from all directions. If the weather is cold all cyclists than motorcyclists have kind of quilts with gloves that cover the entire front of the cycle and your hands on the handlebars as well. Very practical.

Beijing takes the principles of sustainable development seriously, but above all, they understood the need for strong intervention to ensure air quality. For example, cars can drive for 6 days in a week. Each car licence plate has a specific day of the week on it when the car cannot be in traffic. Otherwise, there will be fines. Still, there is a queue for buying a new car, from which the recipient of the permit is selected (1 every 2 months). You may never get lucky. The city is home to 22 million people and 4 million or more cars drive here every day, Thirty years ago there were no cars, and all those millions rode bicycles, creating large-scale congestion with them. For cycling, the city is ideal without hills. The mountains only appear as a backdrop.

The lack of heels is noticeable in the cityscape, local women wear low shoes and beautiful low-heeled shoes for festive occasions. A tourist can be recognized by wearing heels or because when she enters the store, one sales clerk is always following closely behind. What hospitality! The Chinese themselves buy brand products in insane quantities from abroad. The cost of one trip exceeds 2,000 USD. At home, the products are all the same and much cheaper, but bringing from abroad appear to have more secure quality. One also needs to pay a tax on luxury products, when you buy goods from China. Cheap goods are everywhere, but they smell suspiciously of vodka and oil. The other goods are still expensive. There is no intermediate choice and a selection of unique local products. Or I just couldn’t find them.

In the evening, after 9 o’clock nothing more happens. The city is crowded, but only restaurants and food stores are open. So find a small fruit shop, buy fresh, sweet, juicy, red strawberries and have a go at them in the park. A good souvenir idea is a bag of silkworms or some other insects. The first half of a silkworm tastes shrimp-like, with a crust on top and a soft, muddy aftertaste. What the second half of the worm tastes like, I wouldn’t know.

The next day I was invited to Beijing Silicon Valley, where China’s largest travel portal Sina is located together with its Weibo travel channel (travel videos, short documentaries, campaigns, events (web celebrities), tourism awards, etc.). People read, watch, share and comment. And repeat. It’s like travel-themed TV shows, Instagram, Youtube and Twitter put together and multiplied by millions. 170+ million daily users, of whom about 80% are under 30 years of age. Tourism, travel and lifestyle are what Sina is all about, and that’s why they the major influencers of Chinese travelling habits. Everything is very fancy in their office, one floor is full of different sports facilities, there are studios for interviews and five-storey office space. In the middle of the large lobby hangs the Sina-eye, which shows the news and reminds that the big brother is watching. All the staff were young and the branding of the whole company is animated, narrated by stories and fabulous pictures of fast-moving shots of people enjoying life. Exchanging business cards is a ritual. It is handed over to one person at a time, holding it with two hands. The other then reads carefully through the business card. This is the local small talk.

Visiting Beijing art district was a nice experience. Located in the former territory of some military industry. The territory is huge like everything else here, it is characterized by old industrial buildings, railway, different large tanks etc. So much art has been put into these. Art is present in rooms, galleries, cafes. However, I limited myself to watching and shooting and some small souvenirs. On the way back to the city, one local street caught my eye. A street with small shops and restaurants. With the help of a map and the subway, I managed to find my way back there. Using the subway was extremely easy. I would say that it is easier to take the subway in Beijing than change the public transport line back home. From those streets, I got the full local experience. People walking with dogs, cycling, dancing folk dances on the streets, communicating. Mostly older people though with dogs and children. No strollers. The younger ones are alone at home and communicate in Wechat probably (1+ billion active users). They say themselves that the young people are so lazy that order food in (there are 4 million food couriers in Beijing) and the work is done by robots. The people themselves live in the online world. The subway is crowded with people, but no one notices anyone else because they are all in their mobile phones.

The weather has been great, all week 23-25 degrees Celsius and sunny. We got to experience the famous Beijing wind that flies all loose things around. I was thinking
that perhaps it would be wiser to take refuge, but the locals carried on. So do I. The air has been clean, no smog. Air quality indicator today was 110, the worst can be 900.

The Great Wall of China and the Forbidden City in one day? Can it be done? Yes, it’s doable. Start with the wall early in the morning. Arriving at the Great Wall of China, it became clear that we can’t get in. Some top officials were expected to come inspecting and no buses were allowed to pass through the gate before that. Unfortunately, they were not there yet. Our guide quickly searched for a local who got paid some money and introduced us to the back door. This way to do things is called guanxi (pronounce as you like) and this is completely normal. The Great Wall of China – and only 1.5 hours on the spot – at first seemed unfair, but climbing along the wall became quickly clear that this is all we can manage. It is a steep walk in the mountains. Even though they have built a smooth walkway on top of those. It was quite nice to know that the toilet is located 100 meters that way, but to get there, you have to climb several storeys worth of stairs. There were a lot of visitors, so the guide suggested us to take the left wall. Later it turned out to be steeper – yeah so much steeper. In the low season, there are 30,000 people a day visiting. Even on snowy days, even though I can’t imagine how it can be done when slippery. In the high season there can up to 100,000 people per day. Trees bloom everywhere and the hillsides are covered with white wild peach blossoms. Wonderful view.

After driving back to the city, we had 2 hours planned in the Forbidden City. That was enough for the first impression. The palace is huge. In China, it was believed that God has 10,000 rooms. The emperor built himself 9999.5 rooms. The Chinese emperors had up to 1,000 concubines and there, in turn, had a very elaborate social hierarchy. Who is more important and who less. Everything is somehow so overwhelming and imperceptible. The names of the palaces all describe the supreme peace and care that only the emperor (God) can provide. A maximum of 80,000 people can enter the forbidden city every day. In the high season, this is not enough. In the low season, 30,000 people a day can visit.

My experience in Beijing was a very pleasant one and I would recommend it to everyone who hasn’t been there yet. But the country is huge and there is so much more to explore. And thank you J.J. for the notes on which this story is based on.


“My Australia”

Australia had been a long time dream of ours. Getting there took a long time but it was worth it and more. On the 10th anniversary of the trip, it’s time to share it with the world.

Monday

We started our trip in the afternoon of a beautiful February day. The first leg took us to Istanbul in Turkey, where we arrived at 2 AM in the morning. The first experience there was an unusual snowstorm. Felt like home. Luckily we had a transfer organised that took us straight to the hotel.

Tuesday

After a short night’s sleep and breakfast in the hotel, we had most of the day free before we had to continue our trip. So we had enough time to walk around in Istanbul a bit, visit Sultanahmet Mosque and Hippodrome. It was still cold but at least no more snowstorms. Our flight departed at 6:35 PM and took us first to Doha in Qatar and then straight on to Melbourne, Australia.

Wednesday

When getting to the other side of the world you have to consider that you lose some time. When we arrived in Melbourne, it was already 10:30 PM local time. It was however February 29th, so it was an extra day anyway, right? We checked in to our guesthouse in the South Yarra area and tried to get used to the new time zone.

Thursday

The first real day in Australia. Walking around the city and getting our bearings.

Friday

It was time to take a day trip and see the Great Ocean Road on a sunset tour. We visited the Bells Beach – one of Australia’s famous surfing beaches, climbed to enjoy the breathtaking view from iconic Cape Otway Lighthouse, passed through coastal towns of Lorne, Apollo Bay and Port Campbell, stepped down to the beach at Gibsons Steps, saw the 12 Apostles in the Port Campbell National Park, discovered the history of the Shipwreck Coast with a stroll along this historic beach. The ended with the sunset over this spectacular coastline. Following the drive back to Melbourne.

Saturday

In the afternoon we took Virgin Australia flight to Launceston, Tasmania where we stayed for one night. In the evening we had time for a comfortable 20 minutes stroll along the First Basin Loop around the Cataract Gorge.

Sunday

The beginning of our three days long explorations of the Tasmanian island. Day started with some rain but got better. Departing Launceston we headed for the peaceful northeast corner of Tasmania. The Bay of Fires is remarkable for its beauty, wildlife and cultural history with long stretches of dazzling white beaches, shimmering turquoise waters, coastal heath and woodlands that abound with wildlife. We also had a stroll in the rainforest and went to see St Columba Waterfall. The sea was warm enough for us northern people and the swim on the wild coastline was awesome. We continued late in the day to Bicheno, where we stayed overnight.

Monday

This morning we drove east to the beautiful Freycinet National Park, home to a wild domain of sublime beaches, whose powder-white sands are lapped by translucent waters. For those seeking a challenge, there is the climb to the summit of Mt Amos or walk to Wineglass Bay, voted one of the world’s top 10 beaches. We managed to do both. Local wallabies also enjoyed the beach there very much. We made lunch in the Honeymoon Bay and enjoyed the seaside. Afterwards, we headed to east coast for the night.

Tuesday

The third day of our Tasmanian tour started in Maingnon Bay to see the local caves. From there we went straight to the local convict settlement called Port Arthur. One of the Unesco heritage list by the way. That place was in business until 1876 and is now a really cool tourism attraction. The day went to “hell” from there when we went to see the Devil. The Tasmanian Devil. In the local wildlife sanctuary there was a chance to see some of Tasmania’s native wildlife up close including the famous Tasmanian Devils (they’re not as fiendish as they sound!). The kangaroos and wallabies were also super friendly towards us. In the evening we reached Hobart, the capital of Tasmania and stayed there for the night.

Wednesday

Time to hop on another plane and fly to Sydney. In Sydney, we caught the train to Central Station and changed to the Eastern Suburbs and Illawarra Line for our train to Kings Cross. After checking in we had time to go and explore Sydney for a bit. We decided to start from the bird-eye view from the tallest building in town – The Sydney Tower Eye.

Thursday

The first highlight of the day was the Sydney Opera house, which we explored thoroughly from inside and out. Although it was raining a bit again. The second highlight was definitely the Wild Life Sydney Zoo in the Darling Harbour area, which includes among other things also SEA LIFE Aquarium.

Friday

We headed for the Blue Mountains National Park. Once there a red London bus is a great way to savour the sights and places such as Echo Point and the Three Sisters. We visited the Katoomba area, but there are 5 other areas around the park to visit as well.

Saturday

On Saturday we took the boat out to Manly Beach, one of Sydney’s Northern Beaches. The weather was just perfect for a day on the beach.

Sunday

Yet another jet – a Jetstar flight from Sydney to Melbourne Avalon airport to be exact.

Monday

In the morning we took a leisurely cruise on the rivers and saw the city from another angle.

Tuesday

Went to explore the local nature with some locals. Daylesford, as one of Australia’s few spa towns, is a notable tourist destination in Victoria. The broader area around the town, including Hepburn Springs to the north, is known for its natural spring mineral spas and is the location of over 80 per cent of Australia’s effervescent mineral water reserve. The Hepburn Mineral Spring Reserve was created in 1865. Several springs exist in the main reserve – Soda, Sulphur, Pavilion, Locarno and Wyuna, to name the closest ones.

At 11:55PM we left Australia behind and flew back towards home.

Wednesday

Doha – London – Munich – Tallinn.

At 11:55 PM we arrived home.

“My Las Vegas”

11.-18.09.2011

Getting there from Europe wasn’t easy. I had to change planes in Chicago and reached Las Vegas in Nevada late in the evening. What made the arrival more interesting was that it took place on the 10th anniversary of 9/11. And that I had a passport with only two visas – for Russia and the USA. But fortunately, everything went smoothly. The flight over Atlantic was another matter…there were no screens for each passenger and I had a pleasure of sitting next to a Roma lady who was bigger than life…sizewise. Somehow this all faded away once we landed in Las Vegas. As you have probably heard, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Often because the people involved don’t remember much. I was there on a business trip and after the meetings and other events kept my eyes open and camera rolling. Anyways, this is what I remember.

It was late in the evening. The best time to reach Sin City. Lights everywhere. A cab took me from the airport to my hotel. To the Bellagio – one of the best-known landmarks in the city made famous in the classic movie Ocean 11. Some of my friends were already there and welcoming us with balloons and funny gifts. Our room was on one of the top floors with two king-size beds and a view to kill for.

The time difference combined with some jetlag and empty stomach made us leave the hotel and go for a walk. It was good timing because the famous fountains outside of Bellagio were scheduled to show off in a minute. It’s really magical, beautiful and powerful show free of charge for anyone passing by. The program is surprisingly long for such a show that takes place around midnight. As our windows were also towards the fountains then we could enjoy the show many more times and from different angles.

The next day brought along the dry and sunny weather typical to Las Vegas. The city’s main street or The Strip is basically made of different casino hotels and brand stores. Each more famous than the other. The New York, MGM Grand, Cosmopolitan and so on to mention just a few of them. The copy of the Eiffel tower was just across the street from us. In the background were visible the mountains and desert that surrounds the city. The hotel outside pools was full of people, drinks and birds. Our neighbour was the one and only Caesars Palace, which was made famous in the movie called Hangover. It’s an architectural marvel with its halls, stairs, stores, casinos and automated shows like the one with ancient gods and fountains. Each hotel wants to make something unique and better than the other. Competition works there in the best possible way.

In the evening we took a drive to the older part of Las Vegas – the Fremont Street Experience. The location of some older casinos (Golden Nugget, Binion’s etc.) and unique public street which is covered by a roof with endless multimedia installations. It’s a place of entertainment, food and endless mass of people. You can spend hours there and not get bored.

The Venetian Casino & Hotel was one of the more interesting ones on the Strip. Looking like a small city of Venice with its bridges and gondolas. the hotel is also specializing in musicals and other shows. I had a chance to see The Phantom of the Opera for the first time there. I don’t have any comparison but this was a nice experience. Opposite to The Mirage and Treasure Island, The Venetian is hard to miss. It doesn’t matter if it’s day or nighttime. After dark, each hotel tries to catch your eye with artificial volcanos, fire shows etc. My favourite is still the Bellagio with its fountains. You could just hear Sinatra singing in the background when glancing out of the window and taking in the cityscape.

Our next-door neighbour was the Cosmopolitan, where we had dinner in the Wicked Spoon restaurant. The best selection of foods and drinks I had a chance to try in Vegas. starting from sushi to barbecued steaks and finishing with strawberries and ice cream.

The last mandatory stop for all tourists, newlyweds and bachelorette-party-goers in Vegas is the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas” sign. The other side says wisely “Drive Carefully, Come Back Soon”. That is good advice.